That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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