But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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