I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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