i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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