I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Randomize
