I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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