when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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