he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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