brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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