i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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