For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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