I hate all girls vehemently.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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