hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She needs sedatives and a leash
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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