i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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