Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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