You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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