A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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