That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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