He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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