garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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