no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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