I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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