Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's never too late to be topless.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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