Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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