he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
