he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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