Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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