these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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