That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He felt like a one man threesome
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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