White coat. Heels.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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