What a fucking waste of an outfit
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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