oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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