um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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