Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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