So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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