hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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