Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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