why didn't you poke me back
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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