This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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