got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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