Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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