I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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