it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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