I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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