she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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