Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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