so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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