I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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