Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You pole danced in your parka.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I pour the whiskey from now on
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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