Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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